J's EK doin some foolay siek skidz bro (vid)

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I am officially horny!
just watch this video :P

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=0ygMqed14b0
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:lol: :lol:
My 6yr old daughter said
"Dad your car's looking great! Which end is the front?"
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Hahaha. And LOL at the vids that come up as related in the column to the right :)
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Just five minutes ago my mother survived an unpredictable situation which could have cost her, her life.

There was a roar of a Chevy V8, it weakened as it pulled into my driveway. The slam of a door echo'd throughout the streets of Floreat, and a tall shadow approached my front door.
A cold hard fist attacked my door, resulting in distinct waves of sound alerting my mother who was in the kitchen at the time.

She slowly walked to the front door, curious yet defensive. Only to see a man holding what appeared to be a spear. She opened the door, hiding behind it.

"Hi is Jay there?" said the mysterious character...

as mum called out to me I was somewhat puzzled as to who would be hear to see me at 9pm at night?
As I walked down the stairs I too saw the mysterious man...

He said to me "here is what I may see as a piece of stainless steel, but to you, this is like Excalibur - this sword will result in a quest, a quest to complete your car to high standards of originality, something new which has never been done before (in Perth anyway), this one off custom piece of metal is the key to your car's originality, without it... your car is just a worthless unfinished holden".

After the encouraging speech I ask the man, "but why me?"

"this sword can not be just given, you must fight for it"

as I do not condone violence, I told the mysterious figure that I do encourage highly illegal street racing. We lined up on the dull, flat road out the front of my house. His Chevy pickup certainly no match for the mighty grey. The wheels lit up (his anyway) and as a bra magically fell from the ground we were off...

My 3 speed hydro was whining and sounding a bit sick, with my foot flat to the ground and the wizard in front of me I got in his slipstream. My foot went through the floor (elephantitis) and my car with its last burst of energy before boom time overtook to chevy pickup (with a big block)...

We braked heavily after passing the finish line of magical bagpipes... I jumped out of the ride and was presented Excalibur by the bald wizard.

"learn from tradition, make a new style" is the last words the strange wizard said to me, he turned around and floated to his chevy pickup where he then flew off into the night...

I now am in possession of Excalibur - nothing will defeat me!
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:roll: I was bored ok!?!?!? :roll:
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J K Rowling look out 8) 8) 8) 8)
Whatever....:(
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: but not as funny as the "fasion statement" (baggy undies) hanging on the door, if you had them on it would look like two rabbits in a heshen bag :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

cheers :lol: :lol: :lol: (still pissin' me self)

BTW: did you take the pic in the mirror :?: :?:
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V8EK4us wrote: BTW: did you take the pic in the mirror :?: :?:
J lives in an alernate universe..........one which relfects our own..........
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Good one DNA! 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:roll: That's hilarious DNA :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
I can't think what to write here so this will do.
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug!

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NoMAD wrote:Cocaine's a hell of a drug!

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amen to that!
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Sounds like a Reddo post to me :lol:

didn't notice the jocks at first but looked agian and had a good laugh. How embarressed would ya be. :D
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V8EK4us wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: but not as funny as the "fasion statement" (baggy undies) hanging on the door, if you had them on it would look like two rabbits in a heshen bag :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

cheers :lol: :lol: :lol: (still pissin' me self)

BTW: did you take the pic in the mirror :?: :?:
yes.... they are my undies :shock: :? :roll:
definitely not a bag.....
but noooo pic was not taken in a mirror - I have a computer with one of those inbuilt cameras
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Right, back to reality and fit that sucker J!!!!!! Especially if its what I think it is.....

BTW piss funny way of announcing the arrival of a new part. :lol: :lol:
Speed and Style........... One day I'll get the speed bit.
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Devilrod wrote:Right, back to reality and fit that sucker J!!!!!! Especially if its what I think it is.....

BTW piss funny way of announcing the arrival of a new part. :lol: :lol:
is this what you thought it was?
gotta weld some brackets onto the back, and get some better grille mesh so I can bolt it on.

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