Distributor wars
Posted: Sat May 08, 2021 1:59 am
A long time ago I bought a you beaut electronic ignition modified grey motor distributor, I had to send a stock one over east and the bloke modified a late model distributor and using bits from the grey motor donor dizzy made me a distributor.
Me old mate Western Wagon bought one as well and he put his in just before christmas and raved about how good it was so I thought to myself, tonights the night I will finally fit my you beaut dizzy and give it a run this weekend before the ute heads east next week for the nationals - its only an hour or 2 to change out a dizzy, do a bit of wiring and give it a bit of a tune up - right ?
WRONG
pulled the old one out in the first 5 minutes , then spent about 2 friggin' hours trying to fit this MONGREL of a thing
I could get the old one , drop it in piece of cake - even tried it on an old motor in the shed , new one - not a bloody chance , old one - straight in every time , figured there was a problem with a clearance somewhere so got the verniers out and sat them both on the bench and started measuring - everything looks the same . Got awful close to hurling the bloody thing out the shed door but went and persevered with it in the old motor on the floor. After wrestling with the bloody TURD of a thing for another 20 minutes it FINALLY dropped in - and do you think I could get the farkin' thing out ????
Used a block of wood and a prybar and got the heap of shit out , thought "screw it I will find out who I bought it off and send it back " then stupidity set in and I decided I would have another go fitting it to the ute - only took about half a bloody hour but I got the prick of a thing in eventually ................ I am missing skin off four knuckles and the back of my left hand, theres blood all over the firewall and my neighbours think I have caught Tourettes
did most of the wiring , need to buy a longer coil lead tomorrow and a couple of star washers and a new set of plugs - the bastard better work after all this pus and pain
rant over .................
Me old mate Western Wagon bought one as well and he put his in just before christmas and raved about how good it was so I thought to myself, tonights the night I will finally fit my you beaut dizzy and give it a run this weekend before the ute heads east next week for the nationals - its only an hour or 2 to change out a dizzy, do a bit of wiring and give it a bit of a tune up - right ?
WRONG









I could get the old one , drop it in piece of cake - even tried it on an old motor in the shed , new one - not a bloody chance , old one - straight in every time , figured there was a problem with a clearance somewhere so got the verniers out and sat them both on the bench and started measuring - everything looks the same . Got awful close to hurling the bloody thing out the shed door but went and persevered with it in the old motor on the floor. After wrestling with the bloody TURD of a thing for another 20 minutes it FINALLY dropped in - and do you think I could get the farkin' thing out ????
Used a block of wood and a prybar and got the heap of shit out , thought "screw it I will find out who I bought it off and send it back " then stupidity set in and I decided I would have another go fitting it to the ute - only took about half a bloody hour but I got the prick of a thing in eventually ................ I am missing skin off four knuckles and the back of my left hand, theres blood all over the firewall and my neighbours think I have caught Tourettes












rant over .................