Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:57 pm
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J's EK doin some foolay siek skidz bro (vid)
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:04 pm
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:29 pm
Hahaha. And LOL at the vids that come up as related in the column to the right 
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:34 pm
Just five minutes ago my mother survived an unpredictable situation which could have cost her, her life.
There was a roar of a Chevy V8, it weakened as it pulled into my driveway. The slam of a door echo'd throughout the streets of Floreat, and a tall shadow approached my front door.
A cold hard fist attacked my door, resulting in distinct waves of sound alerting my mother who was in the kitchen at the time.
She slowly walked to the front door, curious yet defensive. Only to see a man holding what appeared to be a spear. She opened the door, hiding behind it.
"Hi is Jay there?" said the mysterious character...
as mum called out to me I was somewhat puzzled as to who would be hear to see me at 9pm at night?
As I walked down the stairs I too saw the mysterious man...
He said to me "here is what I may see as a piece of stainless steel, but to you, this is like Excalibur - this sword will result in a quest, a quest to complete your car to high standards of originality, something new which has never been done before (in Perth anyway), this one off custom piece of metal is the key to your car's originality, without it... your car is just a worthless unfinished holden".
After the encouraging speech I ask the man, "but why me?"
"this sword can not be just given, you must fight for it"
as I do not condone violence, I told the mysterious figure that I do encourage highly illegal street racing. We lined up on the dull, flat road out the front of my house. His Chevy pickup certainly no match for the mighty grey. The wheels lit up (his anyway) and as a bra magically fell from the ground we were off...
My 3 speed hydro was whining and sounding a bit sick, with my foot flat to the ground and the wizard in front of me I got in his slipstream. My foot went through the floor (elephantitis) and my car with its last burst of energy before boom time overtook to chevy pickup (with a big block)...
We braked heavily after passing the finish line of magical bagpipes... I jumped out of the ride and was presented Excalibur by the bald wizard.
"learn from tradition, make a new style" is the last words the strange wizard said to me, he turned around and floated to his chevy pickup where he then flew off into the night...
I now am in possession of Excalibur - nothing will defeat me!
I was bored ok!?!?!?
There was a roar of a Chevy V8, it weakened as it pulled into my driveway. The slam of a door echo'd throughout the streets of Floreat, and a tall shadow approached my front door.
A cold hard fist attacked my door, resulting in distinct waves of sound alerting my mother who was in the kitchen at the time.
She slowly walked to the front door, curious yet defensive. Only to see a man holding what appeared to be a spear. She opened the door, hiding behind it.
"Hi is Jay there?" said the mysterious character...
as mum called out to me I was somewhat puzzled as to who would be hear to see me at 9pm at night?
As I walked down the stairs I too saw the mysterious man...
He said to me "here is what I may see as a piece of stainless steel, but to you, this is like Excalibur - this sword will result in a quest, a quest to complete your car to high standards of originality, something new which has never been done before (in Perth anyway), this one off custom piece of metal is the key to your car's originality, without it... your car is just a worthless unfinished holden".
After the encouraging speech I ask the man, "but why me?"
"this sword can not be just given, you must fight for it"
as I do not condone violence, I told the mysterious figure that I do encourage highly illegal street racing. We lined up on the dull, flat road out the front of my house. His Chevy pickup certainly no match for the mighty grey. The wheels lit up (his anyway) and as a bra magically fell from the ground we were off...
My 3 speed hydro was whining and sounding a bit sick, with my foot flat to the ground and the wizard in front of me I got in his slipstream. My foot went through the floor (elephantitis) and my car with its last burst of energy before boom time overtook to chevy pickup (with a big block)...
We braked heavily after passing the finish line of magical bagpipes... I jumped out of the ride and was presented Excalibur by the bald wizard.
"learn from tradition, make a new style" is the last words the strange wizard said to me, he turned around and floated to his chevy pickup where he then flew off into the night...
I now am in possession of Excalibur - nothing will defeat me!
I was bored ok!?!?!? Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:16 am
J K Rowling look out 
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:26 am
but not as funny as the "fasion statement" (baggy undies) hanging on the door, if you had them on it would look like two rabbits in a heshen bag 
cheers
(still pissin' me self)BTW: did you take the pic in the mirror
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:28 am
J lives in an alernate universe..........one which relfects our own..........V8EK4us wrote: BTW: did you take the pic in the mirror
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:29 am
Good one DNA!
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:50 am
That's hilarious DNA Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:08 am
Cocaine's a hell of a drug!
Cheers
NoMAD
Cheers
NoMAD
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:33 am
amen to that!NoMAD wrote:Cocaine's a hell of a drug!
Cheers
NoMAD
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:07 am
Sounds like a Reddo post to me
didn't notice the jocks at first but looked agian and had a good laugh. How embarressed would ya be.
didn't notice the jocks at first but looked agian and had a good laugh. How embarressed would ya be.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:09 pm
yes.... they are my undiesV8EK4us wrote:
cheers
BTW: did you take the pic in the mirror
definitely not a bag.....
but noooo pic was not taken in a mirror - I have a computer with one of those inbuilt cameras
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:55 pm
Right, back to reality and fit that sucker J!!!!!! Especially if its what I think it is.....
BTW piss funny way of announcing the arrival of a new part.
BTW piss funny way of announcing the arrival of a new part.
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:09 pm
is this what you thought it was?Devilrod wrote:Right, back to reality and fit that sucker J!!!!!! Especially if its what I think it is.....
BTW piss funny way of announcing the arrival of a new part.
gotta weld some brackets onto the back, and get some better grille mesh so I can bolt it on.
