Ok, one more...
As mentioned, I was employed as a junior clerical assistant from when I first commenced with the Victorian Railways on 27 May, 1970 just after my 15th birthday...
During this time, I progressed through the clerical grade eventually ending up in positions within the accountancy branch where I was working with huge amounts of money... the Cashier's Office, the Cash Office and the Pay Office... my main position was in the Cashier's Office from around 1971 through to 11 March, 1974... lots to tell you about this... soon, but for now - we look at my life as in the clerical role...
I passed my motor car driver's license test on my 18th birthday - in a HQ manual sedan (hated that car... hated HQ's ever since).
The old plod who took me for my test started with the rules book.. we got through about six of them before he literally threw the book on the desk in front of me and said "you know this bloody well off by heart, don't you.... let's go see how you can drive"....
Now, bit of background - if it doesn't finally put y'all to sleep...
I latched into an instructor driver on my 17th birthday - I was dead keen to get my driver's license from about age 14 up.. if I could have been allowed - I'd have had it back then... I sweated on my 18th birthday for over 4 years...
On my first driving lesson - the bloke spent half of it telling me what he wanted me to do... I sat in the seat patiently waiting to "drive" and all he wanted to do was "talk"... when he finally told me to start the engine - I fully expected him to tell me to turn it off again and that would be our first lesson done.. but - we went for a drive.. the big cumbersome blasted monster of a thing it was.. wide as all heck - and I didn't have my lovely "fins" out back to see where the back of the car was... I still hate that model...
I slipped through the gears quite easily, being down hill ... just got it moving in first and went through second and into third in no time at all... I believe he was very impressed... we did a left turn up a very steep hill and I had it all set to power away in second right on my first lesson..
We came back, and he asked me how old I was... I told him I was just past my 17th birthday... his next words flattened me... "Ok, I could give you lessons for a year and take your money - but I won't... call me when you are a month away from your 18th"... I was stunned...
I waited and waited.. I did get some driving in the EK when family would find time to go out with me - but they were very rare..
I spent a lot of time driving the dear old thing on the 3 1/2 acre property and was told that I'd ruin it... I had no choice.. I wanted to drive..and I did.. but, with care. It didn't deserve to be a "paddock" car.. but I didn't deserve not to be able to drive it either.. so, it spent the next six months doing lots of running around on grass, dirt and stones... and whenever I could get someone to take me for a driving lesson - into the very much needed petrol station... I can remember this.. and it may come as a shock -
In 1972.... a packet of cigarettes (yes, I smoked then) cost 72 cents.... a bottle of beer cost 72 cents (yes, I had the occasional drink -but a bottle was way too much for me) and a gallon of petrol was ..... wait for it.... 72 cents.... everything lined up here in Vic in 1972...
Ok... back to the story - no pix yet, but they are coming...
I resumed my driving lessons a month out from turning 18.... I was confident with everything which I would be tested on, but for one thing... parking... I had never "done" parking... never... maybe on the side of the road which was a simple pull over and pull on the handbrake.. but never had done the reverse into a spot and move forward... it worried me.
The instructor (I now remember his name to be Jack).. told me we'd do the parking on the day of my test.. this freaked me out... but he kept on telling me it was simple.... just put this there, turn that, put that there and turn this... don't forget to put it back into 1st - most fail when they do....
He booked me in for my driver's license test on my birthday - I even kept the official request for leave that I sent a memo to the chief clerk for a day's leave of absence to "attend to some personal business"...
The big day came.... my 18th birthday... 10:30 am, Ringwood Police station... 4 years in waiting..
Jack turned up with enough time for a lesson prior...we were heading out to do our parking.. we got to the Police station and went to find a parking spot... "something" was wrong.. the horrible car was fighting with me.. I felt terrible.. my confidence was melting and I was getting pretty edgy.
Jack sensed what was wrong.... "bugger" he said... we've got a flat... don't worry, it won't take me long to change it..
With that - my lesson disappeared... and I hadn't yet learned to park...
"Easy" he said... "pull in next to those sticks, full left lock, move back until you can see the stick behind you in the quarter glass division behind you and full right lock" "don't forget to put it in 1st and then left lock and stop in the middle".... easy, you'll do it easily"...
I walked out with the old Plod and we got into the car.. Jack sat in the back. The Plod told me that we'd "do our parking" first... I shuddered.. confidence now all gone...
Started the engine, put the indicator on, checked the mirror and moved out... then he told me to "park it back where it was".
I did everything that Jack had said... but, forgot the 1st gear... let the clutch out without touching the throttle and "something" just kicked in that told me it wasn't right.... looked at the gear lever and saw it still in reverse... pushed the clutch fully down again, put it into 1st and parked it.
He opened the door then looked down at the kerb.. and closed it again... "I want to see you do that again... we are too far out"..
So - I did... and didn't miss the final gear change.... "ok - let's see how you behave on the road"..
I followed the Plod's instructions to the letter.. he even took me up to the "wait here for pedestrians" sign to see if i would... one miserable old cranky grey headed bloke wobbled across and I was free to go... we found a hill, made me stop and wanted me to do a handbrake start... too easy... took me around the back streets of Ringwood - and told me to take us back to the Station... and park... again.. I did...
He opened the door and got out... grunted and walked off to go inside.. Jack had been holding conversation about goodness only knows what from the back seat all the time... he had not spoken to me once during the test...
When the old Plod had disappeared, I asked Jack - did I pass?.. "of course you did - he did his best to fail you, and that's why I'll have to fill the car up again"... I asked him about why I had to park it three times... asked him how far I was from the kerb the first time "your little mistake with the gear lever... he thought he had you... and he made you do it twice more... you beat him at his own game... and - each park was perfect.. you were right in the gutter with each of them"..
We went inside... the paperwork was on the sergeant's desk. "Ok - where is your birth certificate, son".. I didn't have it.. the Railways still did, from when I was 15... I told him.. "oh well, I can't give you your license then"... I was mortified... tears almost went to my eyes... he beat me...
We went outside - Jack said to me "I can't let you drive home - you are no longer a Learner. and I can't let you drive - you don't have your license".
I got home.. totally demoralised... "did you get it?" my Mother asked.. yes, and no... I replied.. "what".. I told her.
We sat for some time - I would have to go and sort out the bloody Railways to find my birth certificate... it could take months, I knew how the "system" worked within...
My eldest sister phoned to find out whether I had passed... we told her... "Oh - that's nothing, that's an easy fix... I'll come down and take you to get a Stat Dec"... never heard of one... 'til then.... and we did.. and then we went to the old Plod.. he grunted and was not happy... and I had my license... two pieces of paper.. still have them (will post them up)... I carried these for two months until my Probationary driver's license arrived in the mail...
Ok - now we get to the pic......
I worked as a junior clerical assistant for nearly 4 years... in that time, the most of it was at Head Office - 67 Spencer St, Melbourne (now the Grand Hotel).. it had a small carpark at rear... it cost us .40 cents each day to park in it.
It wasn't so bad driving in from the corner of Spencer and Flinders, although it was tricky to get around the bluestone corner of the building and through the gate.... getting out was a nightmare... all that peak traffic, trams.. and trying to go "cross country" from one corner of the intersection to the opposite one and then into the main stream of traffic on Flinders St.. but, I managed it.. I only drove in once on a weekday.. did it a few times on a Saturday when there was hardly anything around (worked a Saturday every fortnight in the Cash Office for extra money).
The pic below, shows the car park... my old bus is in the rear row.. wedged into one of the very narrow spaces.. you might get some glee from the vehicles in this pic... it is now an historic pic... take particular note of what "clerks" were driving in April of 1973.. my colleagues EH sedan with sun visor is in the front row... he rolled that amazing car doing battle with some youngster who was trying to overtake him.. and this bloke wasn't having any of it with the "big 179 motor".... totaled the amazing EH - it was unmarked... even the gloss of the paintwork was unmarked.. not even a micro-scratch on it... until it ended up on its roof after rolling a number of times... what a waste.
Pic.. it was taken from our office window - the Cashier's Office, room 56... on the ground floor.
So folk, and - to your great relief... the end of what will hopefully be the longest novel that this thread will every be suffered...

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frats,
Rosco