Squillions would be handy.
Today's drama involves the fuel pipe from pump to carburettor. It kept flooding even after I swapped the float because bits of rust were flaking off the inside of the old pipe and mucking up the seal. So, I bought 2 new pipes on Evil Bog and they arrived today. Perfect shape, but both leaked at each end no matter what I did. After many tries on the car (petrol everywhere

), I put an old needle and seat fitting in the vice and after many goes of loosening and tightening and rotating a bit, finally got down to a weep on the fuel pump end. Will see if I can get it a bit better tomorrow.
Not what I was expecting with new pipes at all. Especially with 2 new ones to choose from. It's my second bad experience with 'new' pipes. Other was a set of stainless brake and clutch master cylinder pipes. Those ones both had a groove inside the new flares, so had no chance of sealing.